Total Medals Earned: 51 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 770 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (170/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (75/415 points)
View the COMBOS page.
Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
Drink the mystery potion.
Shut down the UberBot.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Get one set of three foods.
Get two sets of three foods.
Get four sets of three foods.
Get eight sets of three foods.
Get a high score over 150,000.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 6/7 (60/110 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Defeat Alucard!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (250/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/150 points)